Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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