I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I want a musical about memes.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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