on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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