at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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