He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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