Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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