I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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