I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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