Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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