ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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