we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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