I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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