I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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