I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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