Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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