woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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