Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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