I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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