do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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