Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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