what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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