She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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