I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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