And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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