I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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