i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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