I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Dicks are not precious.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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