It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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