He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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