I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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