His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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