whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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