Sorry, I don't speak sober.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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