Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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