They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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