Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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