Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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