just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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