you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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