I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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