need another drink. this is the easiest way
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Randomize
