he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT