i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't deserve a penis
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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