Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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