thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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