i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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