one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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