Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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