when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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