He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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