I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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