do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
There's always time for handjobs
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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