But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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