You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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