If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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